Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
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Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
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New Win98 Error Codes
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What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Excess billing hours
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New scientific element: WOMAN
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