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Spiders!
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What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Log negative one zero
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A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...