Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...