What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...