Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Bored? Try these!
Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...