List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!