Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...