A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....