K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!