Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...