Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...