A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
When that fool Reagan said…
When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...