The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...