Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.