We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...