What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...