Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...