Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...