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What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
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New anti-aging drug…
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Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
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Sir!
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Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.