How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
A pious man who had reached the age of 105…
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...