Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
The 3 holes
A guy’s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for...
How to impress a woman.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...