Child sent to bed
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Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
What does
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A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...