Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
A loving couple
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...