Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...