Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...