Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...