Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...