A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...