Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!