Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...