Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...
How to be a Good Wife
How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950′s high school home economics textbookHave...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...