Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...