Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Off to Vegas
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...