Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...