May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....