A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
If the NSA ran Christmas…
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Tell Me!
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Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
womens monthly pain
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