Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...