Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!