Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
|10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?”9. One Secret...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
The 3 Guys in a Plane
There were 3 guys in a plane. The plane was about to crash.They each...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...