10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...