What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
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Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...