Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...