Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Bible By College Students:
How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...