Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?
How does a yuppie couple perform doggie-style sex?He sits up and begs and she...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...