One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Come In
A Jehovah’s Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Driving Violations
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The...