Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Way to have FUN while shopping!
Have some fun on your next shopping trip, try these…Hide in the clothing racks...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...