Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...