Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...