Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...