Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
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Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...